Day 871

From the website:

• Robotic Employee that is Ready to Work For You 24/7
• No Vacation Time or Breaks. Ever.
• No Complaining, Phone Calls, Texts or Slacking off
• 100% in Your Control
• No Insurance, Liability or Workers Compensation
• No Paying $2880 for a Full Time Sign Spinner (12 hrs a day, $8 per hour, 30 days)
• No Having to Deal With Lazy, Incompetent Sign Spinners

Compare to Robowaver.