(Not his real name.)
(Probably.)
A mouse-accessible mailbox! I bet this house has a Cheese-of-the-Month subscription.
I think I saw Martha Stewart build one of these on her holiday special.
In the background you can see Would-have-been-an-awesome-mailbox-if-I-hadn't-seen-this-even-awesomer-mailbox-first #1.
There was no sign indicating otherwise, so that's what I'm going to believe.
I feel like this would make more sense if it were a hen, and facing the other way.
I just something.
This fragment of a letter blew over to me while I was sitting on the grass. What did it say?!
