Another fine piece of literature from the holy pen of Tony "Consent is Puberty" Alamo (born Bernie Lazar Hoffman), the evangelist currently serving 175 years in federal prison for sexually abusing his child brides. I found this on the ground outside St. Anthony of Padua Roman Catholic Church; I wonder if followers of the anti-Catholic Alamo placed these newsletters on the windshields of all the cars parked at the church yesterday (Sunday).

That's what a sign on the fence said. Here's the answer.

On the left, we have a yard packed full of lights and inflatable figures — the classic American more-is-better approach to Christmas décor. On the right, we see a sparse, streamlined, monochromatic yuletide geometry — a much more austere expression of holiday cheer.

Another pair of leonine guardians highlight a particularly elaborate installation of Queens chrome.

One of a pair of Foo dogs standing watch over the...

at LeFrak City

The Queens branch of this church meets every Sunday here at Forest Hills High School, alma mater of such cultural icons as Simon and Garfunkel, Burt Bacharach, the Ramones, Art Buchwald, and Jerry Springer.

NYC is said to be the only major school district in the country that has banned religious organizations from holding services in public school buildings, but dozens of religious groups, like the Journey Church, have been allowed to worship in city schools for years while the prohibition has been challenged (unsuccessfully) in court, and Mayor de Blasio's administration has said it will develop new rules to allow these groups to continue using school property for their services.