This is the relatively unimpressive aftermath of Winter Storm Juno, the "blizzard that wasn't" (in the city, at least). The predictions of the storm's fury were so dire — The Onion's headline was "NYC Mayor: 'Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest' " — that, for the first time ever, the subway system was shut down because of (anticipated) snow.