One nice feature that's hard to see in this photo: the sliding bathroom door lock on the trunk.
This hunk of junk is apparently at least somewhat mobile. According to a Street View image from October, it managed to move about one car length up the block since my visit.
Day 1000
Truly craptacular
September 25th, 2014
Five men pushing, four neighbors staring, three children shouting, two cats fleeing and a driver steering very carefully…