Entrance to the Laurelton LIRR station

You're probably dying to see all the words.

Commuter rail in eastern Queens

They will mess you up, boy.

Laurelton is known for its abundance of repetitive Tudor-style homes. Some of the row houses on 225th Street try to assert their individuality with unique (and often rather bizarre) semi-mosaic brick chimney creatures.

There is only one magazine in the world with a higher circulation than this one.

This is hardly the only such sign in town; the medians of Laurelton are quite proud of their garden club laurels.

I've had it up to here with all this floral insincerity.

Regarding the previous picture: whoops!

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