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Day 1339

Diamonds & Rust

August 30th, 2015


Day 1339

In memory of what wuz

August 30th, 2015



This awning was erected not by The Hand of God, but by a different barbershop that was previously located here. The white strip with "THE HAND OF GOD" printed on it in red is simply a decal stuck on top of the earlier establishment's name.

Employing a sophisticated technique that involved standing in front of the awning and staring at it for an exceedingly long time, I was eventually able to make out the name of the original barbershop. While the photo above doesn't appear to reveal much, the image can be manipulated to at least partially expose the former name lurking beneath the current one: Headbangaz.



It's always sad to learn of a death among the rankz of the city'z barberz, but the Bible reminds us that just as the hand of God giveth, The Hand of God taketh away.

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HAPPY 2014

August 30th, 2015



HAPPY 2012 also hung around for quite a while.

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Portal of the day

August 30th, 2015


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DELI FOR BIG BELLY

August 30th, 2015



Whether you currently possess a big belly or are looking to develop one in the future, this is the deli for you.

(Post sponsored by Chubcorp Enterprises LLC.)

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Original Master Hair Cutter

August 30th, 2015



That's the Haitian coat of arms painted on the far right side of the sign (zoom in). Two years ago, this shop had a different sign, similar in its homemade appearance but without the coat of arms.

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No Transpasing

August 30th, 2015



It's the cool new version of trespassing.

At right is the Jamaica Lampshade Corporation, which was founded in 1953 and is "one of the oldest manufacturers of lamp shades in the country", according to its sign and website, respectively.

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One ripe tomato

August 30th, 2015





can be spotted in this teeming backyard garden alongside figless fig trees (following a rough winter, it looks like it's gonna be another sad year for figs), pole beans, and a zillion peaches.

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$10,000 per day?

August 30th, 2015



I have a hard time believing that. Let me count the reasons why:

1) It's a big number on a sign stapled to a utility pole.

2) We're in Queens Village, a neighborhood of modest homes, about a 7-mile drive away from where the US Open is played in Flushing Meadows. There are enough fancier areas located closer to the tennis center to satisfy whatever minimal demand there may be among the super-rich for $10,000/day housing options that are not in Manhattan.

3) This sign was put up by, or is at least almost identical to signs previously put up by, a company called Major Event Rentalz. With a name like that, I'm automatically suspicious, unless they're cutting my hair.

4) Major Event Rentalz is one of a number of similar companies (including the purportedly unrelated Major Event Rentals) that promise you big bucks for renting out your home, but make you pay a hefty sum up front for listing your place. If that sounds shady to you, you probably won't be surprised to learn that the State of Indiana sued Major Event Rentalz and another company in 2012 for ripping people off in the lead-up to that year's Super Bowl in Indianapolis by charging them high fees and never finding them renters.

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EXPWY NO, PKWY OK

August 30th, 2015



This sign on Whitehall Terrace is attempting to communicate to drivers that they can take an immediate right onto the ramps to the Grand Central Parkway, but are not allowed to cross the striped-out median area to turn right onto the Clearview Expressway ramp.

What's especially weird about this situation is that vehicles heading west on Whitehall Terrace, like the car above, encounter no indications, other than this cryptic sign, that they're approaching the Grand Central Parkway and are about to be forced onto it. Whitehall Terrace is just a little local street where drivers unfamiliar with the area might end up while looking for something nearby. Hoping to stay in the neighborhood, they'd turn right at the stop sign — the only direction you're allowed to go — and suddenly find themselves having to decide within about 70 feet whether to take the eastbound or westbound ramp to a parkway they never intended to be on in the first place.

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This sign states that the fine for illegal dumping can range from $600 to $12,500. An older version of the sign, visible on the reverse side, dates from a time when the upper limit was a mere $1,500. I don't know when that was, but I did find an NY Times article that says the maximum fine was raised from $2,500 to $12,500 on January 1, 1985.



Now even the newer sign is out of date. The current range of fines for illegal dumping is $1,500 to $20,000.

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Bricks in concrete

August 30th, 2015



A second hexagon, partially visible above, can be found on the other side of the tree.

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Find the gourds

August 30th, 2015



If you look closely, you can spot four big pumpkin-like gourds and another that resembles a giant zucchini.

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Queens Village solar

August 30th, 2015


Day 1339

Helical brickwork

August 30th, 2015