Day 116

Santa has all the answers

July 20th, 2010


  1. Stephen says:

    I especially like his seminar designed to improve the health of his elves: “Dealing with mistletoe lung.”

  2. young says:

    Go Matt and “proclaim liberty throughout all the land, and to all the inhabitants thereof.” Oh wait, that’s Charleston “Moses” Heston not Ray “Santa” Sonsini – sorry, my bad.

  3. katzien in austin says:

    So…who declared him the “wise one?” People that usually go around proclaiming how smart usually aren’t. ;-) These are the same people who give unsolicited advice by saying “If I were you…’ Ba ha ha ha!

  4. Roe says:

    That is an interesting claim, without saying a thing! Must be more to this…are there more benches from “Santa”?

  5. Steph says:

    How unflinchingly peculiar.

    (I wrote about you on my blog, just in case any of my readers lie in your path.)

  6. Janine says:

    Santa’s real name is Ray Sonsini? Huh! Go fig!

  7. Jim in AR via MN says:

    Hey…What’s the deal???…my brother is “Santa”…and he looks more like him too…

  8. Well all we need is the area code now and we too can become “enlightened” by Santa. Don’t know if I really want the “private guidance” though.

    • Glenda says:

      That’s easy – montana only has 1 area code :)

      • Only 1 for the whole state???? We’ve got like I don’t know how many here in Ohio. There are about 3 around Northeast Ohio where I am. Can’t imagine just 1 for an entire state. Wow.

        • GardenStater says:

          Remember, Dorinda: There’s only about 5 people per square mile in Montana.

          • Yeah, it’s just hard to fathom it. So much space, so few people and only 1 area code. Boggles the mind. I would have thought because of the space between the state because it’s so big they would split it. Guess it goes by how many people/phones there are and in use.

        • Donna in Texas says:

          Houston alone has 3 area codes. I’m not sure how many there are in Texas, but I’ll bet the Dallas/Ft. Worth area also has 3. So that’s six not counting the other major cities and all the rest of Texas.

  9. Ed In MN says:

    And you thought Santa spent all year at the North Pole making toys! Now, we know what he does the rest of the year.

    • Janine says:

      Hahaha! Someone’s got to feed those reindeer, and the free toy business just ain’t what it used to be.

  10. Emily says:

    Are you able to say where you are staying? We can bring you treats!

  11. Kirk says:

    Is it me, or does that guy look like Harrison Ford??!?

    Or perhaps Harrison Ford could play him in the movie version of his life? :O

  12. Flavia says:

    he looks more like Kenny Rogers, pre-eye lift.

  13. Craig ( NC!) says:

    dang.. thought it was Charleton Heston. (heh)

    • Candice in Alabama says:

      He does look like Charlton Heston too – on Mount Ararat with the 10 Commandment tablet!

  14. Judo says:

    is there a way to see what Matt’s route is?

    • Jennifer in KY says:

      In the right upper corner of the website, click on “details of my trip”, then “my route.” There’s a great map of where he’s been and where he’s going!

  15. carol says:

    Janine is my friend !!! She is the true wise one. She can throw this Ray “Santa” Sonsini down. hahahaha

  16. Earl says:

    There are dangers everywhere……….

  17. Candice in Alabama says:

    Is that Santa as in Saint Ray?

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