"Hooterville High" is what that says.
Day 117
More costume shop
July 21st, 2010
I'm walking across America.
That's the idea, at least. I'm walking westward from New York City for nine months or so. If everything goes according to plan, I'll be in Oregon when the clock runs out. If nothing goes according to plan, maybe I'll end up in Peru or Mongolia or Pennsylvania. You can read all about the details of my trip if you're so inclined.
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Here's my progress so far:
I’m particularly drawn to that sexy red thong with the black skirt. A must-have fashion combo in every woman’s closet.
(Again, with the first comment! I’m on a roll!)
Oh gosh. And to think there are women out there who actually DRESS like that and think it’s sexy!
Dorinda from Mentor, Oh
If you want to see people dressed like this just go to WalMart any time of any day. When I want a good picker upper – go to Walmart and do some gawking and talking – beats Prozac any day.
Oh my gosh, I look on peopleofwalmart.com and can’t believe what I’m seeing! There are so many screwball people out there who actually dress like that.
Looks like a “normal” party here in San Fran…..ought to see the “wild” ones.
This looks like the “Plus-size” section of the display….otherwise I don’t know what’s in the water at “Hooterville High”.
ummmmmm just thinking to myself. Thanks for the tour matt….have some asphalt you need to be checking out…..Vamoose….
I’m thinking Matt broke down and bought some Beer and Clamato (ugh) and is now slinking around the wrong side of town. I’m with Jeff. Vamoose. If you hang around, we respectfully request you buy a costume, don it (not Don in Tenneesee..just put iton), and take a photo and post it.
we got to just let this clamato beer thing rest. I wonder if the dried plum prunes make him do it……….I am gonna …you know….ahhhhhh yuck……
Walking to the alley right now…..
Michael in Atlanta
Don’t try and make me a drag queen. My wife might not like that.
I am always having people tell me my wife is pretty (YES- I am a lucky guy) and I say you mean pretty ugly-no I don’t say that.
What I do say is my wife has cataracts and I will not let her have surgery! Always get a good laugh.
This is the “full figured” section, yes?? Big gals can be slutty too. ;-)
Hey – Matt’s already wearing a costume! It’s his “I’m Just Walkin'” costume! (Go back a LOT of days and check out his “unstuck brim” hat photo. :)
Whoa man…look at the gazongas on those things! :)
Matt…you MUST be high on Bud & Clamato…time to walk that off now…
Matt probably did not give a HOOT about this wender (spelling is correct) display. He probably went to the local HOOTERS and had a cold mug or 2 of his favorite adult beverage.
Matt would you purchase the outfit in the middle? I want to purchase this for my wife. We have another anniversary Ocotber 18th and I thunk (again OK) this would make er plum pretty!. She would also HOOT at me!
Matt- sure you are not in New Orleans?
Honey, Does this outfit make me look fat? No dear, your fat makes you look fat.