Day 117

Details are emerging

April 25th, 2012

Little by little, we're learning more about this new force of evil on the rise. While the so-called Toyland Slayer (or Toy Slayer, as he was colloquially known) acted as a lone wolf, his successor appears to have control over an army of minions to carry out his every whim. The bodies of these two red demons will provide priceless scientific information in our ongoing War on Terror, but, sadly, their acquisition comes at a dear cost. Rest in peace, Green Lantern. You were one of our greatest allies and a steadfast friend to all toykind.


  1. tom says:

    I’m sure that all of this is on camera considering just how much surveilence is going on within nyc…tell bloomburg or his other ‘security’ officials that you are in need of those tapes!

  2. Dorinda from Mentor, Oh. says:

    But Matt, these guys appear to be in perfect condition, no mangled body parts strewn about, no missing limbs, no melted weapons. Young, new and more durable? One can only hope they are just phased by their attacker and not completely out. Onward young avengers! Fight the fight and find he who slayeth them!

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