As I was heading west down Route 45 yesterday evening, I could see a tremendous thunderstorm brewing ahead of me. I pulled over at the nearest farmhouse, owned by a retired Bucknell professor, and was given shelter in this shed/barn mere seconds before the sky opened up. Also provided free of charge were a Coca-Cola, some local beef jerky, a roll of toilet paper, and a two-hour lecture on the virtues of hard work.
Ah, the things we’ll go through for beef jerky…
did you suggest he try walking across the country?!
hard work is virtuous? nawwwww
did he have a sarah pailin bumper sticker?
…i mean palin, not pailin.
Did you get a grade from the professor?
I think he was hinting that you were a slacker.. hahahah
hahaha – love that the lecture was included. Free TP and guidance. Hilarious.