Good for a sheriff, bad for a coroner
Day 115
Fresh ideas
July 19th, 2010
I'm walking across America.
That's the idea, at least. I'm walking westward from New York City for nine months or so. If everything goes according to plan, I'll be in Oregon when the clock runs out. If nothing goes according to plan, maybe I'll end up in Peru or Mongolia or Pennsylvania. You can read all about the details of my trip if you're so inclined.
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Here's my progress so far:
Well observed.
Hope he ain’t drummin up his own business lol
Dead or alive – he’s got you covered!
LOL !! LOL !!! That was a good one Barb V.!
What are we all going to do when Matt gets to OR?? Maybe we can talk him into walking back via a different route :-)
What a great suggestion, Judo! There will be a big void when Matt stops walking.
How about it, Matt?
Matt walking back….that would be if H- E -double hockey stick….freezes over 4sure.
My first thought was that keeping things fresh (as in refrigerated) is a good thing for a coroner to keep in mind.
So he’s judge, jury, executioner and will lay you to rest with a kind word. That’s quite the multi-tasker.
Like in the Old West
What if he gets both jobs??
They are one job together. He will be the Sheriff and the coroner at the same time. Think about that one. I have several jokes about it but none of them in good taste.
Leading the zombie revolution?
I wonder if the pay is? Here where I live the jobs are very opposite, but both are elected positions. How would he keep from being biased on cases involoving a death?
Maybe a “split personality?”
I’d really like to hear his ‘fresh ideas’. Perhaps a jail-morgue conversion unit. Or is this just thinking outside the (wooden) box?