Day 118

He probably just copied this from a fortune cookie

July 22nd, 2010


  1. CJ in MN says:

    LOL, such a great sign.

  2. Donna in Texas says:

    Do you think they have eaten some of those “dried plums”?? LOL

  3. Uncle Sam says:

    I take it that pipe goes down to the septic system?

  4. John in MI says:

    They just don’t say who it will happen to…

  5. Saun in Ohio says:


  6. Candice In Alabama says:

    Replace “park” with “eat chocolate covered prunes and drink bud clamato”.

  7. Michael in Atlanta says:


  8. Don in Tennessee says:

    Could the owner of this sign be more explicate?

    Matt, if you are going to park your Hobo Nation Cart in these kind of places, make sure you have paid your AAA membership so the tow can be reimbursed?

    I wonder whether people who post such signs have good days or CRAPPY days?

  9. Candice In Alabama says:

    Perhaps purchased here:

  10. Pacis says:

    Reminds me of a trip to San Fran Fishermans Wharf with some folks from Calif. I guided. We stopped at a high class Chinese restuarant and when dinner was over they brought some fortune cookies. Mine said “Man with itchy butt has stinker finger in the morning” which just blew me away and grossed-out my date. They had given some “fortune” cookies they bought at the Wharf Magic Shop to the Hostess to give to me instead of the boring cookies they usually give. I was a good sport about it so they gave me a fancy Cigar outside….it exploded.

  11. Jeff says:

    Oh crap. the car was over there a minute ago…..

  12. deanna valenti meyer says:

    Is that a crown on top of the pole? What the?

    Pacis…you are cracking me up over here. That fortune sounds epic. It sounds even worse when you add the extra part people typically add to fortunes. :)

    • Craig ( NC!) says:

      make me wonder also, HEY, It’s good to be the King!
      History of the world.. Part I

      • deanna valenti meyer says:

        OMG!! I loved that movie!!

        It’s good to be the King….you’re cracking me up over here! :D

  13. I’d really like to see what’s around this pole, where it’s at, what’s surrounding it. The kings crown on top is throwing me off as to what this might be for. Any locals to explain this for us???

  14. b.sawyer says:

    I know the sign. I know that pole all too well. It is on a highway pullout to a home in simms. The pole is at the main entrance. And the pole opposite it has no crown and I always wondered why. Its funny because truckers always stop and pee there. I am sure it is the purpose of the sign. However he may just kick your ass. He is a mean spirited little thing.

  15. Shannon says:

    I think this is what handicapped spaces should say to all the able bodied people who park in them ;)

  16. Nicole says:

    All handicapped parking spots should have one of those.

  17. Lauren Cuz says:

    My dad thought this was like the funniest thing of all time. Just so you know, we killed that joke all night last night, referencing that sign one too many times. Nothing like some cheesy Leslie humor!

  18. Renee says:


  19. Kheavner says:

    Matt, hope you didn’t try to pitch your tent on their property!

  20. Janine says:

    I love it. Straight and to the point.

  21. carol says:

    Janine is my friend !!

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