Even the most innocent and lifeless toys are no longer safe — not with this twisted, ruthless predator on the loose.
Day 109
Lock your doors
April 17th, 2012
I'm walking every street in New York City.
This is the counterpoint to my walk across the US. Instead of seeing a million places for just a minute each, I'm going to spend a million minutes exploring just one place. By the time I finish walking every block of every street in all five boroughs, I'll have traveled more than 8,000 miles on foot — all within a single city. Details!
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9,326 miles walked
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He took on more than he could handle! Shattering something bigger than himself was probably why he was “found dead on the sidewalk, his torso nearly severed at the waist”.
Or did he morph into something more twisted?
The toy slayer has brought out the big guns. Melting the green soldier and obliberating the ball. No, Matt, nothing is safe…Prepare the Bear Mase…..and keep viligent. He lurks in New York and he is on your trail.
Aren’t those jawbreakers, not toys?
Yeah, you’re right, but there is an ongoing back-story in progress…
No, it’s a super ball! Or it was, anyway.