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Portal of the day

July 4th, 2012


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Old Stone House

July 4th, 2012



This is a reconstruction (using some original materials) of the Vechte-Cortelyou House, the site of the Maryland 400's desperate counterattack during the Battle of Brooklyn, an event we've seen memorialized twice previously. In the late 19th century, the house was used as a clubhouse and/or storage building for the baseball team that would later become the Dodgers, who played here in an early incarnation of Washington Park, catty-corner to the site of the later, more well-known park of the same name.

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The Marquis de Lafayette

July 4th, 2012



This "enormous, eccentric toaster" memorializes the aforementioned Frenchman, who served as a general in the Revolutionary War and played a key role in securing crucial French contributions to the American cause.

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Bumblebee on a sunflower

July 4th, 2012


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Hey, wait a minute

July 5th, 2012



That grille-mounted cuddle object looks awfully familiar...

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The Brody Farm

July 5th, 2012



Located in the Red Hook Houses, this farm provides free produce to the tenants and employees of Brooklyn's largest public housing project.




Either that, or two intersecting streets that border the playground



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Ol’ Blue

July 5th, 2012


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Portal of the day

July 5th, 2012



I tried, but it was already closed. I think there's a logical flaw in those instructions.

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Just around the corner from this one

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Motorcyclist memorial

July 5th, 2012


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Fitted with a perforated cap that allows about 25 gallons of water per minute to spray into the street, this fire hydrant serves as a neighborhood sprinkler in which children and other young-at-heart hydrophiles can cool off and frolic. Even though the fire department provides these spray caps for free, many young New Yorkers prefer to illegally crack open their local hydrants, setting them on full blast. An unthrottled hydrant (like this one) can release upwards of 1000 gallons of water per minute, noticeably reducing water pressure in the area and lowering the flow into the hoses of any firefighters who may be trying to put out a nearby blaze.

To deal with the prevalence of these illegal street geysers during the summer months, the Department of Environmental Protection sends out teams of professional killjoys: those unfortunate workers assigned to hydrant duty, whose job it is to go around and turn off all the open fireplugs, trampling the sweet, naïve joy of countless youngsters who just want to enjoy a nice shpritz, and incurring the wrath of heat-crazed, projectile-equipped onlookers.

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Archaeological site?

July 5th, 2012



Obscured by all the overgrowth, that white sign on the wall reads:

Attention friends and neighbors,

The Brooklyn College Summer Archaeological Field School, under the guidance of Professor H. Arthur Bankoff, will be working this site on a regular basis. Dr. Bankoff is the head of the Anthropolgy Department at Brooklyn College, and is recognized as a leader in his field of archaeology.

With the property owner's consent, they will be carefully searching the site for any evidence which may connect these grounds to the village of Red Hook and its Revolutionary War heritage.

We request all persons to treat this property with the respect it deserves during and after this archaelogical mission.

Contact RedHookHistory@aol.com for any information.
Judging by the appearance of the place, you'd think it hadn't been touched in a decade or more (and the AOL email address does nothing to dispel this impression), but it turns out the dig took place just last summer! This site is rumored to have been a burial ground for soldiers who died in the Battle of Brooklyn; Dr. Bankoff and his students were searching for evidence to verify that claim. John B., replying from the aforementioned email address, reports that nothing conclusive was found, however. (See page 14 for more info.)

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Lipa Schmeltzer

July 5th, 2012



Who says you can't auto-tune a Hasid?






It's the Queen Mary 2!

(See for yourself.)

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9/11 memorial #74

July 6th, 2012



Among other things.

You can see some interior photos here.

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TIMMY hate RAE?

July 6th, 2012



This poor gentleman has been defaced.

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Fittingly for Red Hook, it looks like a ship. (And it's not the only thing around here that does.)

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Is it just me, or does this couple look like an older Courtney Cox and a slightly younger Bruce Springsteen?

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1976 Checker Marathon

July 6th, 2012



You don't see many of these on the streets of New York — anymore. (But it's not the first Checker we've come across.)

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Portal of the day

July 6th, 2012


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Red Hook Community Farm

July 6th, 2012



A little over an acre of crops growing atop an old athletic field, across the street from IKEA

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Upper New York Bay

July 6th, 2012



Looking toward Staten Island, with Bayonne, New Jersey on the right

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Beach blocks

July 6th, 2012


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Don’t say you will

July 6th, 2012



Unless you will

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Too Young to Die

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Well then

July 6th, 2012



I guess we'll have to meet again first, won't we?

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What a cutie!

July 6th, 2012


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Street grid

July 6th, 2012


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Elbow-Toe

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Deranged Kool-Aid Man

July 6th, 2012



Still at it

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Do I stand corrected?

July 6th, 2012



I recently claimed that this billboard has begun to comply with city regulations, but now it seems to be advertising a rather commercial affair: a giant party Six Flags is throwing to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Trinidad and Tobago's independence. Neither the billboard nor any other ads I could find say anything about it being a benefit event, but I did come across one mention of an educational nonprofit tucked away on the official website. Perhaps that's sufficient for this ad to be deemed non-commercial, or perhaps the billboard owner has simply returned to the law-flouting ways of yore.

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Like the one we saw yesterday, this Lipa Schmeltzer billboard is well within 200 feet of the BQE. (He's quite proud of these ads, by the way.)

And in case you were wondering, Mr. Schmeltzer's openness to secular musical styles, which are well known to cause "ribaldry and lightheadedness", makes him somewhat controversial within the Hasidic movement.

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The illusion of beauty

July 7th, 2012


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No respect!

July 7th, 2012



Just before stepping into the car, the officer in the passenger seat crumpled up a piece of paper and casually tossed it on the street. (It's the white thing lying between the car and the curb.)

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Don’t be a f-n* pig

July 7th, 2012



* feces-neglecting

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Ol’ Peppermint

July 7th, 2012


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Portal of the day

July 7th, 2012



In case someone has to fiddle with the light pole

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Bronx Science

July 7th, 2012



Seven Nobel laureates and counting

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Tracey Towers

July 7th, 2012



The tallest buildings in the Bronx

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Manhattanhenge (the two times each year — about three weeks before and three weeks after the summer solstice — when the setting sun aligns with the Manhattan street grid) has become quite a spectacle in recent years. (Drivers may know it better as the fifteen minutes or so when they can't see a goddamned thing heading west across town, including the throngs of spectators out in the middle of the street.)

West 205th Street here in the Bronx is angled a tad further north than its counterparts on the Manhattan grid, so its second henge of the year occurs a few days before Manhattan's. It doesn't quite compare to the sight of the sun nestled at the bottom of a Midtown canyon, but sometimes comparing is for fools.

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Standpipe asterisk

July 7th, 2012


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Tip gorilla

July 7th, 2012


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But it gets points for being bilingual.

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I have a theory:

July 9th, 2012



This person likes tomatoes.