Day 419


February 21st, 2013

From the website:

Works 12 hours a day!
NO rest breaks
NO bathroom breaks
NO complaining!
No hygiene issues!
High ROI
Will NOT rust!
Always smiling!
Always on time!
Attractive and realistic
Skin tone options
Will not get arrested!
Enjoys extreme weather!
NO pay check required!


  1. tom says:

    hand never gets tired!

  2. Jon says:

    I think I’d prefer the non-unionized version that works 24 hours a day.

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