Day 133

Pull a neck muscle sneezing?

May 11th, 2012

Bang your shin on the coffee table? Accidentally touch something hot on the stove? Bite that spot on the inside of your cheek again? Give us a call — we'll sue the bastards!

One Comment

  1. Dorinda from Mentor, Oh. says:

    I’ve gotta stop reading this late at night. I’m gonna wake people up with my laughing.

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