The so-called "Veteran Master of Gothic Angst" is promoting his new eBook for the iPad. Because nothing says "Gothic Angst" like Apple's line of sleek consumer electronics. Just pop in your earbuds, crank out a few emails, and brood over the wretched darkness and despair of the human soul. (FYI, this painting is similar to the one in the video, but it's in a different location.)